Newport Cigarettes

I smoke cigarettes, which in iteself is not a problem...kinda. The problem is in the fact that for 2 years of my life I smoked Newport cigarettes. I don't know how many of you smoke, but Newports are what a cigarette would smoke if it smoked cigarettes. A Newport is the strongest, harshest, most deadly cigarette known to mankind. If your smoking a pack of these motherfuckers a day you might as well wrap your lips around the exhaust pipe of a Decamp Bus and breath on that shit like a fat kid breathing on the window of a closed candy shop. Smoking a Newport is like sucking the devils dick! Its that harsh!
...To be continued